Kid Quotes

Here are a few examples of what we hear around the house these days...

• When asked why she repeatedly woke me up 4 nights in a row, Allie said:  "Well, I couldn't decide who to wake up, and you kept winning 'eenie-miney-moe'."

• Ty was helping me fill the suburban with gas. He looks at me and says, "We're using up the dinosaurs!"

• Allie put on her sunglasses and asked, "Is it going to be rainbow-y outside today?"
  

• Allie has a friend who's name is Jack.  They've been friends for about a year now.  One night at the dinner table with his family he announced that he could no longer be friends with her.  When his mom asked why not, he very seriously replied, "She makes sweet faces at me."

• This same friend asked Allie "Why do you wear pretty dresses everyday?"  Allie's reply: "I don't know, what team do you like, Texas Tech or Aggies?" 

• "Ty, stop, I am too exhausted to be a dog." ~Allie

• "When I move out to my new house, I won't be catholic anymore."~Ty proudly announced to his teacher and class
  

• Ty and Allie were arguing about which movie they were going to watch.                    Me: "What's going on back there?"                                                                  Allie: "We had a 'sit-you-ation', but we 'fig-youd' it out"

• As Ty was searching for Allie with his Nurf gun, he spotted her plastic high heels in the floor, crouched down like a hunter and said, "I see tracks!" 

• "Momma, I just love your prettiness, it's beautiful." ~Allie

• "When I get married, my house is gonna be on 'yours' land, 'cause' that's where I want to live forever." ~Allie

• "I so 'es-sited'!" (excited, said in a very high, squeaky voice with a scrunched nose) ~Allie
  

• After being told that she could not have a treasured Hello Kitty journal from Target, Allie replied: "I'll go buy it when I get big.  I just don't know how to find Target, but you'll tell me right?"

They make me laugh!  Goofballs!